Need Some Humor? I Sure Do!

After the holidays are done and the decorations are put away, it seems the winter blues always settle in for a visit during the months of January and February. This winter has been especially hard for parts of the country, and that doesnt help. So, here is my effort to put a smile on your face, or at least elicit something other than a frown!

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you’ll be afraid to cough.

To some – marriage is a word … to others – a sentence.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Question: WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
Answer: “It’s never okay to kiss a boy. They always slobber all over you…That’s why I stopped doing it.” (Jean, age 10)

I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value.

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

Your Task: Memorize just one of these today and share a smile with someone!